22 posts tagged “qotd”
Ever get away with saying somebody else did it?
One time I came home drunk from the bars and in my drunken stooper, I didn't quite make it to the litter box before relieving my bladder. I realized what I had done, and came up with a plan. My dad's roommate had also been drinking that night, and was passed out on the couch. So I got a glass of water, poured it on the carpet in a trail from the "scene of the crime" to the door of my dad's roommate. It was perfect... my dad thought his roommate had literally pee'd all the way to his room. Hilarious.
I mean after all, everyone knows that cats only pee in the litter box, right? ;)
Which of your five senses (touch, taste, sight, hearing, or smell) do you value the most?
Submitted by Elisheva.
I'd have to go with taste... I can deal with not seeing my tuna, or touching my tuna with my paws, and tuna doesn't make any noise (at least when it's dead in my food dish it doesn't), not smelling it would be touch because I wouldn't know when my dad or mom was getting it out for me, but not being able to taste it would be downright torture. Could you imagine it? Staring a bowl full of yummy, tasty tuna right in the face, and digging in, but not being able to taste it??? Torture I tell you... torture.
Do you like surprises?
I generally like surprises... such as "surprise Runt, here's some tuna!", or "surpise Runt, here's some extra Yum Yum's" (that shit is addictive like crack!).
However, there are some surprises I don't like. Like the other day when my dad said "Surprise, get in this little box like you're a prisoner, and surprise I'm putting you in the car even though I know you hate it, and surprise here we are at the Vet's office".
But probably the worst surprise was by the Vet... "Surprise, I'm going to stick this thing up your ass!!! Yippie!".
I hope my Dad likes surprises... because after taking me to the Vet he's going to get a nice surprise while he's sleeping. "Surprise Dad! I sharpened my teeth... what do you think?"
What's the last thing you usually do or think about before you fall asleep?
"God I wish my dad would stop snoring... how the fuck am I suppose to sleep?"
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Depends on what you consider "morning" or "night". I typically fall asleep at various points during the day, which means I'm awake at 4:30 AM waking my mom and dad up to give me tuna and water. Then I like to fall back asleep around 9am, sleep till 11 or so and go outside for a while.
Here's me sleeping in the afternoon... I was tired.
How many languages can you speak? Which languages can you read or understand?
As you may recall from some of my previous blog entries, I quite enjoy international travel. I am also quite skilled and experienced in international business development (my search for the perfect CEO position continues), so I speak quite a few languages. Here's my resume of foreign languages:
English (it's foreign to a cat)
Spanish
French
German
Portuguese
Japanese
Chinese
Mandarin Chinese (24 dialects)
Vietnamese
Thai
Bengali
Hindi / Urdu
Arabic
Russian
I speak some K9, mostly just swear words so I can call them names and make fun of them to their face.
How many languages can you speak? Which languages can you read or understand?
As you may recall from some of my previous blog entries, I quite enjoy international travel. I am also quite skilled and experienced in international business development (my search for the perfect CEO position continues), so I speak quite a few languages. Here's my resume of foreign languages:
English (it's foreign to a cat)
Spanish
French
German
Portuguese
Japanese
Chinese
Mandarin Chinese (24 dialects)
Vietnamese
Thai
Bengali
Hindi / Urdu
Arabic
Russian
I speak some K9, mostly just swear words so I can call them names and make fun of them to their face.
If you could watch any movie on the big screen right at this moment, what would it be?
You know those DVD's they have that are suppose to entertain cats? Where you put it in and it makes the TV screen look like a fish tank? I would watch that on a big screen... that would be so cool. A giant sized golf fish for me to chase around! I'd totall nail that son of a bitch.
I also wish I could hook the Nintendo 64 up to a big movie screen and play Mario Kart. That would be so cool.
What was the last game you played?
I played this game this morning that I like to call "Hide the Turd in the roommates's closet". It's so much fun, especially when said roommate comes home and finds the turd. It's like hide-and-go-seek but better!!!!
What albums are in heavy rotation for you right now?
My iPod has been playing a lot of the new Pearl Jam album lately, along with the new Ben Harper album. I'd say that's because I just went to the Ben Harper show at the Greek on Friday night. Today my iPod is stuck on The Killers song, "All These Things That I've Done". That's because I've got soul... but I'm not a soldier. Think about it. I've got soul... but I'm not a soldier. So deep man, so deep.
And before you ask, no, I didn't get on stage with Ben Harper. The reason is because I was on stage with Damien Marley and got so baked out of my mind that I couldn't go out there with Ben. I was like, "Ben, I know you want me to come out there and jam with you and Carlos (Santana, he made a guest appearance), but I can't man. I just need to sit here backstage and chill... you go play. You'll do fine without me".
Here's a picture of me on stage with Damien... my dad took it from the beer line I think:
