Your prayers have been answered people... The Runt-ster is back!!

Alright kids... I apologize for my recent absence from blogging and letting you know what's going on in this crazy world. But I was off on a trek around the world. I saw some crazy shit, I'm not going to lie. I went to a full moon party in Thailand, and let me tell you... whoa... I don't even know if I can tell you.

Have you ever seen Legends of the Fall? You know where Brad Pitt is talking about sailing around the world to these crazy islands where the people are painted all white and freaky like, and kill these crazy animals no one has ever heard of? That was like my trip... I mean crazy. Well, here's a picture for you... but only one, and no more discussion on the topic. Because as they say in Thai, "ging pac lou", or, what happens at the full moon party in Thailand stays at the full moon party in Thailand.

Full Moon Party

Okay, so you'll have to forgive me as I'm just now adjusting back to normal life in the States. I'm trying to get acclimated back into reality... you know, like what's going on with Lauren in "The Hills", will Nolan and Blake make peace in "Dance Life", and will Chauncey move in with his girl on "Maui Fever". I mean there's a lot to get caught up on.

But there is one topic that requires immediate attention, and it is involving American Idol. In the next few weeks I'll give a run down on the contestants and who will win, but for now... will someone, someone, PLEASE let that Sanjia kid know that you NEVER EVER EVER tell all of America that you know how to hula dance, and then proceed to demonstrate it and then blow a kiss to the american TV watching audience.

Now, before people go and get mad at me, I have run this thought past my gay friends and they have agreed. I'm sorry, but you have now been nicknamed "gay-jia".

Gay-Jia

I mean dude... you are a dude, right? I'm baffled...

More to come later as I get situated.