The University of Miami... offering thugs a place to riot since 1925
Have you seen the video from the fight, I mean football game, between Miami and Florida International University this weekend?
Holy crap, I'm surprised no one got shot or stabbed on that field with all the thugs on "The U". I was waiting for (and even hoping a little bit) that Edgerin James and Ray Lewis would come rolling onto the field in a "6-4", hittin' switches with some bitches in the back. "Edge" would be driving while Ray Lewis would lean out the window with a Mac-10 letting copper fly while yelling "Now I gotta wet-cha bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't fuck with the U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I mean, did you see the guy from Miami swinging his helmet at people? Then #19 was trying to stomp on some FIU player while he was down. At any rate, here's the video. Best part of the video is probably the commentator that is a former WR from Miami, displaying the fine education he received while at Miami. Notice in the beginning he says that FIU is across the ocean from Miami, the campuses are 9 miles apart. Also notice at the end when he starts chanting "we ready... we ready...". But perhaps the best part is how at the end, the Miami players start rallying together for their fine showing of sportsmanship by chanting, and how about the fans cheering while throwing back beers? So great.
A few tips for Miami players and their next on field brawl:
1. If you're going to kick someone or stomp on someone while they're down... at least have the balls not to hide behind a lineman. That's no way to earn street cred.
2. If you're going to come off the bench and run into a brawl, have your helmet on. Everyone else does, it just makes sense.
3. Don't try and punch someone in the helmet. If a helmet will keep someone from having their bell rung by a 300 pound lineman hitting them, I'm pretty sure you punching it won't do a damn thing to that person.
