QotD: It Wasn't Me. I Swear.
Ever get away with saying somebody else did it?
One time I came home drunk from the bars and in my drunken stooper, I didn't quite make it to the litter box before relieving my bladder. I realized what I had done, and came up with a plan. My dad's roommate had also been drinking that night, and was passed out on the couch. So I got a glass of water, poured it on the carpet in a trail from the "scene of the crime" to the door of my dad's roommate. It was perfect... my dad thought his roommate had literally pee'd all the way to his room. Hilarious.
I mean after all, everyone knows that cats only pee in the litter box, right? ;)
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